Wednesday, 14 November 2007
The play gained considerable momentum after the first hour, and by the end Kostelnichka's gruesome comeuppance fair had me by the balls. Some of the most interesting bits came during the above-mentioned music and movement (designed cleverly by Christopher Sivertsen) - with very little in the way of piped sound, the cast used only vocal chords and physical movements to create the necessary atmosphere at key points of the story. Some excellent Slavic singing was the result. In the end, the audience was fulsome in its applause. A good production then, well worth checking out, but alas not enough meat in it really to lift it out of the crowded field that falls under the heading of 'competent play'. See it if you like.
Saturday, 10 November 2007
Let me say at the outset that there was quite a bit of promise in the play and plenty to like. For a start, not many contemporary plays based in
Two of the characters are Muslim even. Not one, but two! One of them is Rehana, a typical
Bronwyn and Saeed are the weakest links in the play. The cast is rounded up by Erno, a fast-talking Irishman who’s served in Iraq and who’s saving up to go to Australia to see his estranged wife and daughter; and Dougal, a man drifting through life, who I thought was the most interesting character of the lot. I used to know people like Dougal. Back in the Lost Years, I did two spells of call-centre work myself – first in
That’s what I liked about Lab Ky Mo’s writing – he’s faithfully captured some of the ‘types’ that work inside these hellholes, and he could only do it because he’s done time himself. He also captured some of the surreal pettiness that sours this kind of work. The insistence on ‘signing in’ at the correct times if you want to be paid for your work, and that unfailing injunction - ‘stick to the script’! Lord, they brought back memories! I always had trouble sticking to the script. At the Phone Room in
And then there were the breaks. Ahh the breaks. Rushing out to catch a fag or three in the 10 mins allotted to you, standing outside a bleak industrial shed in a nameless industrial park, hunched over next to the brick wall, trying to catch a ray of weak sunshine which in turn is trying to break through the grey cloud cover. All I remember from my call-centre breaks is the cloud cover. Does the sun ever come out over a call centre? Probably not. Only that one time I remember, summer of 2005, when for a few days the sun shone over
The odd thing is that like the characters, I too was in the call centre that morning of 7/7. It was called RHL.
But yes. Back to Five Tanks. Why Five Tanks by the way - a bit of a non sequitur, surely? It’s actually a reference to Erno’s time in
What about the play’s weaknesses? Alas, these were legion too. Although Lab Ky Mo has already met with some success on the arthouse/indie film circuit, the theatre game is new to him, and his inexperience showed through in the script as well as in the direction. Firstly, the humour - it fell rather flat. There were some good one-liners that raised a few chuckles, but these were few and far between. A funnier writer would have made hay with this kind of material, call centres being natural goldmines of comic surrealism. But not our Lab, so this was definitely a missed opportunity for him. (Don’t you just love saying that name though? I certainly do – Lab Ky Mo, Lab Ky Mo!)
>Some of the acting was weak as well – Bronwyn, Rehana and Saeed coming to mind here. This was partly due to the poor pacing and plotting – deliberate dialogue can also be deadly dull at times, and such longeuers almost took over the middle part of the play last night. Bad choices by the director there. The play was always at its most engaging when the fast talkers were on show – Erno the soldier and Nick the supervisor. When Bron and Saeed opened their mouths, it usually started to flag. The Braveheart speech was a serious bit of idiocy, though perhaps of a piece with Bronwyn’s utterly lurid character. But, in general, slow and stilted is not the way to go with this kind of stuff. D’ye hear me, Lab – you want fast and cracking!<
The level of detail about Muslim life was commendable – Lab Ky Mo is definitely an open-minded fella. But they should have gotten Saeed’s prayer movements right – this is something they always manage to get wrong, whether on stage or on screen. There was also a bit of attraction between Nick and Rehana, some heavy cross-cultural flirting going on - but that storyline was kept firmly under wraps.
Still, when all is said and done, Lab Ky Mo has learnt the most important lesson of all, which is that if you start well and finish well, your audience will forgive you a lot in the middle, and this was certainly the case last night. Lab Ky Mo finished strongly. The audience was well pleased at the end and congratulated Lab Ky Mo on the way out. He had been sitting right in front of me during the whole play. The only pity is that more people didn’t show up to see it - the galleries were barely half full. I think, with a bit of tightening up, a lot more Londoners could enjoy this entertaining piece.
So mo pawa to Lab Ky Mo.
P.S. Looks like the cute hijabi girl is actually a Bangladeshi rapper from
...So after seeing Five Tanks, I've decided to talk about that first.
Thursday, 8 November 2007
So imagine my surprise when I went to see the current revival of Glengarry at the Apollo over the weekend, and realized at one point in the proceedings that the Alec Baldwin character who delivered such a blistering speech in the movie to his demoralized band of real estate hucksters (a speech complete with swinging brass balls) - that character simply did not exist in the play! There were other, more subtle changes - Mamet's staccato rhythm had been moderated in the film version but it comes across much more effectively in the play. I was also somewhat surprised by the brevity of the script, its two halves adding up to no more than 80 minutes, and yet this is undoubtedly one of the great American plays of the postwar era, and as bitter an evisceration of the American dream in the age of Ronald Reagan as you could possibly hope for.
The question then being - did this version at the Apollo come up to scratch? If you are unfamiliar with the movie, then this revival does very well indeed. Jonathan Pryce is back, only this time instead of playing the hapless Lingk, he's playing 'The Machine' Levene, just as hapless but on the other side of the table. Pryce heads up the cast, continuing the recent trend of at least one household name to draw in the punters to see a straight play in the West End. However, I have to say that if you have seen Jack Lemmon's towering performance as Levene in the movie version, then Pryce suffers by comparison. Lemmon embodied perfectly the pathetic desperation of the aging salesman, he scrabbled for survival in his brutal world in a way that Pryce never quite manages to do.
Instead, the most fluent performance of the night comes from Aidan Gillen in the role of Ricky Roma, the golden boy of the firm, closing out deals with an ease that The Machine can only remember from his bygone prime. More good work comes from Peter McDonald in the role of the impassive lackey Williamson and Shane Attwooll playing the red-faced snarling cop Baylen. All in all, a very good show, but I'd be wary of paying too much for it. The lastminute.com deal that I got was priced just about right.
Monday, 5 November 2007
What was it about? It was about the eternal verities – love, betrayal, death. It was the story of a cold, calculating man who breaks a vulnerable woman on a wheel. And it also reflected the life and death of its author, the 19th-century Swedish novelist and playwright Victoria Benedictsson.
It was only from reading the programme notes that I realized that Benedictsson, entirely unknown outside Scandinavia, is a famous figure in her native Sweden. Louise Strandberg’s doomed relationship with the sculptor Gustave Alland is based on Benedictsson’s own affair with the Danish critic Georg Brandes, an affair which ended with Benedictsson slitting her own throat in a Copenhagen hotel room in the summer of 1888.
The play started confusingly enough. With several characters jostling on stage, mostly of a similar age and background, I wasn’t entirely sure of who was who and what their connections were. Things only started to become clearer with the appearance of the cynical and manipulative Alland and his ruthless entrapment of the hapless Louise. Her friend, the strong-willed Erna (played by Niamh Cusack who seems custom-built to toil in these bleak Nordic plays) – Erna struggles to steer Louise away from the trap, but her message doesn’t get through.
Even though the first half of the play was set in Paris, in its soul it was Nordic through and through. Whatever the season outside, the emotional weather inside was relentlessly oppressive. And with the impassive Alland on stage, I spent large parts of the first half squirming in discomfort, half in self-recognition. Have I really been all that better in my own life?
In the second half, Louise returns briefly to her rural Swedish home. It is here that the bleak Nordic tone takes over completely – the rain falls endlessly as it did in Ghosts, the wooden halls are vast and bare as they were in John Gabriel Borkman, the men and women are stiff and tortured as they are in Ibsen. If you didn’t know any better, you’d think it was an Ibsen play.
And so Louise spurns the approaches of a bourgeois bank manager, spouting some very perceptive lines about the nature of work and what it means for some men whose lives would be an unremitting misery were it not for the daily dose of amnesia that employment provides. I wonder how many people in that theatre felt a pang of recognition upon hearing those lines.
In Louise, Benedictsson also captures the dilemma of migrant people who have come back to their original parochial settings, and their urge to return to the wider world. The artists’ life shown in this play was what the syphilitic Oswald had experienced in Paris before returning to his homeland in Ghosts. Once you have seen Paris or London or New York, can you ever really return to Skane or Dhaka and be content?
Pa-ris! What those two syllables must have signalled to Europeans of the late 19th century, how they must have sounded like an invitation to a glittering Babylon. Maybe it had the same resonance back then as the word ‘America’ used to have with people of my generation when we were coming into adulthood. Benedictsson beautifully captures that yearning for the big wide world.
So in the end, Louise must return to Paris to meet her fate. As her creator cut her own throat, Louise drowns in the Seine – but not before she has achieved ultimate consummation with her tormentor. As her body was dragged back on stage, I sat there, stunned by the story unfolding, by the extremes of the human condition that love can drive you to. Even after a hundred nights at the theatre, an experience that close to the bone can leave you shaken.
The play was superbly acted across the board. Nancy Carroll shone in the central role, capturing Louise’s initial hesitation and high principles, and her helpless resignation towards the end. Niamh Cusack was there at the Gate in Ghosts, and now I’ve seen her again doing Benedictsson – like I said, she’s tailor-made for this kind of stuff. Zubin Varla was an interesting piece of work – as Alland, he was impassive much of the time, his bearded face immobile, only his voice betraying any emotion. He also had this interesting tic where his face twitched and his eyes blinked every time his encounters with Louise were reaching an emotional peak. Looming over all was an illustration in the background, projected on a wall - the crouching figure of a naked blonde goddess, part Ayn Rand, part Leni Riefenstahl.
All in all, a satisfying night at the theatre. The National delivered again.
Sunday, 28 October 2007
I hadn't been sure about this double bill playing at the Trafalgar which, for my hard-earned money, is the biggest ripoff among all the theatrical venues in
Still, I remembered the posters for Stacy at the Arcola and the reviews weren't so bad, so I thought why not. The play is obviously sticking around, so it's probably halfway decent - I'll give it a whirl. I went there straight from the Finborough matinee earlier, making this a Saturday double-bill.
What's to say. I don't know who Jack Thorne is or why he's supposed to be hot, but Fanny & Faggot - or at least its first act - struck me as just plain mediocre. If there is anything more tiresome than watching two grown-ups on stage playing at being little children, I don't know what it is. (And yet it is precisely this trick which the Troubles play Mojo Mickybo pulled off so brilliantly just a couple of months ago at the same venue.) Suffice to say that the story of Mary Bell and her killer friend - as written by Thorne and played out by the two actresses – came across as hopelessly dull and cliched. The performances were irritatingly mannered and uninvolving emotionally. And judging from the faces in the audience in the barely half-filled studio (and this was only a hundred-seater venue on the final night!), judging by them, I wasn't the only one feeling that way. It was the kind of pretentious, overpriced twaddle that gives theatre a bad name.
The second act of Fanny & Faggot, set in
Next stop was Stacy, also by Jack Thorne, a one-man, one-hour monologue starring Ralf Little in the role of an underachieving Gen Z slacker, and I suspect it was this show that most people had really come to see. Little spills his guts about his painful sexual escapades in a peculiar monotone - he's distressingly frank, stressed out and highly strung - quite endearing really, a modern-day young white Londoner with nebbishy lashings of Woody Allen. The object of his affection is Stacy, his best friend since childhood whose unbearable hotness gives her a sort of Olympian remoteness, and to make up for a complicated encounter with this siren, Little ends up seducing (or perhaps raping) Shona, Stacy's flatmate who happens to be rather more plain and more vulnerable. It's all going horribly wrong in poor Little’s life - he also has to deal with the depredations of Debbie, his colleague at a Vodafone call-centre - and his only refuge turns out to be his taciturn elder brother. Little delivers his obsessively detailed, stream-of- consciousness spiel for over an hour with nothing but a chair on stage and projected images of various people in the wall behind him - Stacy, Shona, his brother, his mother, Debbie, etc etc - intercut with a couple of disgusting sequences showing fucking shots at close quarters and also a dead dog whose head is bashed in at one point of the story. At the end of the play, the police are waiting outside Little’s door. Overall, the story had sufficient humour and human interest to keep the audience listening to Little alone for so long - but given the average quality of the first half of the double bill, I would still class this as a rather disappointing night at the theatre.
Saturday, 27 October 2007
The Finborough appears incapable of putting a foot wrong. They’ve put on one good show after another all year, and with their latest production - Little Madam, a ‘biopic’ of Margaret Thatcher - they’ve outdone them all.
Margaret Roberts is the 12-year-old daughter of a grocer in Grantham in the
The play is set in Margaret’s upstairs bedroom above the Roberts’ shop, and is laid out in the form of a series of ‘mini-plays’ acted out by Margaret, her teddy bear and her imaginary playmates – in reality they take in the whole sweep of Thatcher’s life, from Grantham to Oxford and from there to the ranks of the Conservative party, which she climbs up steadily, all the while being discounted and underestimated by the male-dominated hierarchy surrounding her. Along the way there are delightful vignettes: a trial that pits her against the apostle of state intervention, John Maynard Keynes, although the economic logic employed in this trial seemed to be a bit muddled and simplistic. Then there’s her meeting with amiable old Denis Thatcher who willingly effaces himself in order to promote his wife’s political career. Denis’ marriage proposal to Margaret is one of the more touching scenes in the play – ‘I will give you my name.’ – ‘I will take it and inscribe it across an age.’ Simon Yadoo does an excellent job as the decent but thoroughly house-trained Denis.
Everything gets a nod – the blue dress, the handbag that became her trademark, Ted Heath, Cecil Parkinson who drove her rise to the top, Saatchi and Saatchi who fixed her voice and accent and engineered her victory in the ‘79 elections. (The Saatchis are a dead funny duo in their square specs.) In the early years of her reign, Thatcher plumbs the depths of unpopularity, only to be lifted up again by the Falklands War, played out on a painted map on the bedroom floor. The sinking of the Belgrano is punctuated by that (in)famous Gotcha! The comparison between the Virgin Queen and Thatcher is made explicit.
Thatcher proceeds to privatize the family silver (to the soundtrack of Pink Floyd’s Money) and oversees
And finally there comes that epic, elemental confrontation, the defining event of Margaret Thatcher’s political career – the miners’ strike. In a long and beautifully written scene, the miner and Maggie put across their respective sides - the miner’s desire for the continuation of his way of life, pitted against Maggie’s insistence on tearing it all up but only because she believes that something better can take its place instead. In the background, in a puppet piece, the traitorous Hezza whacks Maggie from behind, foretelling the end of her career.
And yet, at the end of the drama – I think the playwright realized that if he wanted to write his way up to 1990, he would clock in at over 3 hours, so the ending had a slightly hurried feel to it – at the end, Margaret Thatcher walks out, her back straight and her head held high, proud, unbowed and defiant to the end, with the salutary words Fuck’em! You can’t but admire her iron will and her guts of steel.
It turns out that the playwright James Graham is only 25. I don’t know how a lad so young could pen a play so vivid, so pacy, so alive but Graham has evidently done it and on the evidence of this, I have no hesitation in saying that he has a star-spangled career ahead of him. What I found most remarkable about the script was its balance – Graham is nothing if not conscientious about presenting both sides of Thatcher’s story. The production is sharp, fast-paced and very creative in its presentation and for that the director must take some of the credit. But ultimately, the play hangs together or falls apart on the strength of the central performance, and it is here that the Finborough has scored this palpable hit. Catherine Skinner gives an utterly brilliant performance as Margaret - whether as a petulant child or as a helium-voiced Prime-Minister, she is never less than awesome. A star-making turn - and yet here she is sitting outside the bar with a friend, as plain as yoghurt! Truly what a glorious transformation it is that takes place when the lights go down...
P.S. After having seen over a hundred plays on the London stage in the last couple of years, and written about them on and off here and there, in an LJ blog and in a Facebook group, I've finally decided to be a little more organized about it. Hopefully, this will be a bit more regular, a bit more complete than the others were!